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This is a discussion on Things you cant believe LAZY people do within the Jokes and Humor forums,----- I dont know what made me think of this....maybe because when I was at Sams yesterday there was the car ...
I dont know what made me think of this....maybe because when I was at Sams yesterday there was the car that actually waited like 5 mins for the person in the 2nd parking spot to load their groceries and leave just so they could have that spot. By the time I drove like 8 more spots down, parked, and walked past, they were still there waiting. Seriously....walk like 20 more feet, it will be good for you, I promise.
I also think it is funny when you see a heavy person in Walmart driving around in those wheelchairs (and no they are not handicap). The checkout and then park the cart and get up and walk to their car!!!!!!
Whats some funny things you see that sooooo point out LAZY!!!
Totally! I always love when I get off the train, and the escalator is overfilled with people so they can't actually walk up the escalator but have to ride it instead! I high-tail it up the stairs and beat all of the people to the exit. The sad thing is that the stairs are right next to the escalator, so you have the choice to make to go either way... and people never choose the stairs!! Lazy asses!!
This old gym I used to work at, the front entrance had like 30 stairs you had to walk down to get to the front door. I swear, some people would actually drive around back and come in the back door just so they wouldnt have to mess with the stairs.
Or, I love people who have like .2 of an acre and they have a riding lawn mower. It would seriously take like 10 mins to push mow it, but they would rather maunver a riding mower 3 times to cut it in 2 mins. ha ha ha
I am on the 35th floor of my office building. Floors 30-33 occupied by a big law firm. It is so ridiculous to me when I'm going up the elevator and it stops at 32 and a seemingly healthy person gets on and takes it up one floor to 33. TAKE THE F-ING STAIRS!!! 2 minutes out of my life I'll never get back because someone is so LAZY!!!
I've got lazy for you...Here are the constant mistakes my 8th graders make in their writing.
1. They use & instead of writing the word and. It's 3 letters for crying out loud.
2. They write cuz instead of because.
3. They don't capitalize the pronoun I.
4. They don't start their sentences w/ a capital or end it with a period.
5. They don't indent their paragraphs, and write right down the middle of the paper.
I must jump up and down and do a little dance 12 times a day as I remind them how to do these things and they're too lazy to follow through and do it right.
I think it's hilarious that people will get in their cars to drive half a block to the convenience store. Not only is it lazy, but it's a waste of gas. I also don't like it when people type in text speak. I understand doing it to text, but typing is not that difficult with a full keyboard.
Or how about when a roommate or family member uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace the roll... or when they keep piling garbage on a full garbage can but won't take it out.... or put dishes in the sink when there is an empty dishwasher, OR when it is full but they are TOO LAZY to empty it so they can put the clean ones in??
I finally understood why my mom would yell at us about all this once I got to college and had to start living with of people my same age. They were a bunch of animals!!
I laughed so hard at my dad the other day, it was ridiculous...
He's sitting in the living room, reading something. PERFECTLY capable to get up, if need be...he decides he would like to scream for me, across the house.
Him: CHRISTINE!! ARE YOU THERE? CHRISTINE
Me: What?
Him: COME HERE, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
*pause...me walking up the stairs*
Him: CHRI-..
Me: What?! *slightly annoyed expression*
Him: Can you get me a cup of water?
........................mind you, the kitchen is LITERALLY less than 10 steps away from the room he was in! I burst out laughing, it was too much...I was like, "Oh my god, you are sooooo lazy! I was all the way downstairs, doing something entirely different, and you call me up for that?" and he smiles and says, "Yeah I know."
Seriously!! I don't know how my mom puts up with it!!
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I laughed so hard at my dad the other day, it was ridiculous...
He's sitting in the living room, reading something. PERFECTLY capable to get up, if need be...he decides he would like to scream for me, across the house.
Him: CHRISTINE!! ARE YOU THERE? CHRISTINE
Me: What?
Him: COME HERE, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
*pause...me walking up the stairs*
Him: CHRI-..
Me: What?! *slightly annoyed expression*
Him: Can you get me a cup of water?
........................mind you, the kitchen is LITERALLY less than 10 steps away from the room he was in! I burst out laughing, it was too much...I was like, "Oh my god, you are sooooo lazy! I was all the way downstairs, doing something entirely different, and you call me up for that?" and he smiles and says, "Yeah I know."
Seriously!! I don't know how my mom puts up with it!!
Unfortunately, your mom trained him to be like that. See, it's this trap that women fall into (I am certainly guilty). We want to show our men that we care, so we do things for them. We wash their clothes, cook their meals, get them a drink while they are watching TV, etc. I don't know exactly when it happens, but at some point, the men stop appreciating it, and start expecting it. I remember towards the end of my last relationship, we were sitting on the couch, and I was reading while he watched television. The remote died. He taps me on the shoulder and says, "Go get me some batteries." Not please, not would you, just an order like he owned me or something. My first reaction was to jump up and go grab them, but fortunately I came to my senses before I did. I stared at him in disbelief for a moment and then said, "Are your f***ing legs broken?" LOL, that started a huge fight. Anyway, the moral of the story is, never start doing anything for a man that you are not willing to do forever.
Yesterday my husband was trying to turn off the BlueRay and turn the t.v. back to cable. He couldn't find the right button the the remote because the lights were off. SO, he got up, went into the other room to turn the light on and look for the button. Meanwhile, I got up, turned off the BlueRay, switched the t.v. over and turned the volume down all by myself with my own fingers!
I am on the 35th floor of my office building. Floors 30-33 occupied by a big law firm. It is so ridiculous to me when I'm going up the elevator and it stops at 32 and a seemingly healthy person gets on and takes it up one floor to 33. TAKE THE F-ING STAIRS!!! 2 minutes out of my life I'll never get back because someone is so LAZY!!!
This drives me NUTS. The one building I'm in all the time at my university has only three floors. I'll be generous and say I have no real complaints with people who take it from Floor 1 to Floor 3, and, ok, you just walked across campus, fine, Floor 1 to 2 (although that is still pretty ridiculous!)...
...BUT there are people who will take the elevator down from Floor 2 to Floor 1. WTF people?! Down the steps is NOT even remotely taxing! The only reason I take the elevator from 3 to 1 is that I usually have a bunch of cooked food and crap that I'm juggling/balancing. Gah! If I'm not carrying something delicate, I always just run the stairs up or down.
I think it's hilarious when people drive a few houses down... a guy I dated ALWAYS drove over to the neighboring complex instead of walking the freaking parking lot to get to his friends' place.
And yes, I laughed at him every single time. Especially when there was nice weather.
Unfortunately, your mom trained him to be like that. See, it's this trap that women fall into (I am certainly guilty). We want to show our men that we care, so we do things for them. We wash their clothes, cook their meals, get them a drink while they are watching TV, etc. I don't know exactly when it happens, but at some point, the men stop appreciating it, and start expecting it. I remember towards the end of my last relationship, we were sitting on the couch, and I was reading while he watched television. The remote died. He taps me on the shoulder and says, "Go get me some batteries." Not please, not would you, just an order like he owned me or something. My first reaction was to jump up and go grab them, but fortunately I came to my senses before I did. I stared at him in disbelief for a moment and then said, "Are your f***ing legs broken?" LOL, that started a huge fight. Anyway, the moral of the story is, never start doing anything for a man that you are not willing to do forever.
Firespinner, your advice is bang on. I randomize the nice stuff with my man so he can never predict anything (I suspect he does the same with me).
Funny how this applies to non-significant other men, too. I remember I made a friend of mine some protein cookies a while ago before he had a fight. The next day he asks for some more and I say, "I'll make you some if you bring me some BBQ ribs or a steak tomorrow."
The improper use of grammer, syntax and puncuation ( but yes, my spelling sux...sux hahaha.. sorry I had to do it) drives me crazy!
we have a lot of teenagers doing co-op at my work and when they fill in their logs or leave messages they write like they are sending a damn text message.. they use ur - you're or you are, lol, wtf, msg - message.. etc.. it it so aggrivating!
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Originally Posted by beautyinprogress
I've got lazy for you...Here are the constant mistakes my 8th graders make in their writing.
1. They use & instead of writing the word and. It's 3 letters for crying out loud.
2. They write cuz instead of because.
3. They don't capitalize the pronoun I.
4. They don't start their sentences w/ a capital or end it with a period.
5. They don't indent their paragraphs, and write right down the middle of the paper.
I must jump up and down and do a little dance 12 times a day as I remind them how to do these things and they're too lazy to follow through and do it right.
Things you cant believe LAZY people do
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