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This is a discussion on 10 Most Annoying Gym Characters within the Jokes and Humor forums,----- Originally Posted by Alanis86
DUDES my gym has a guy we call "spandex jesus"
He has really long grey dirtyish ...
DUDES my gym has a guy we call "spandex jesus"
He has really long grey dirtyish hair and his face is quite thin, his head looks like Jesus and he wears a rainbow colored thong OVER top of his spandex shorts.
we also have a girl called "crazy linda" she wears a big like mickey mouse hoodie from the 80s and purple spandex, everytime she comes in she brings some random bag filled with crap, dog food one day.. oh she also wears a poker player type visor on occasion. She is known throughout all the 13 city of edmonton facilities, and EVERYONE calls her crazy linda.
Ohh creepy old man retired cop dude who picks his nose/talks to me about hitler/burps etc..
I guess these aren't generic, these are just my facility patrons...oh well, we're a very special gym
OHH gross guy who eats inbtween his workout FRICK, does some weights, goes to the cafeteria and eats some nasty protien yogurt thing then comes back and does some more weights, like WTF GO AWAY
ya I have about 100000 more, but I'll spare you
Does anyone have Narcissus at their gym? I have had him at every gym I go to. The guy (usually in his mid-forties, balding, chubby) who gets super close to the mirror and checks himself out... usually the face at every angle. Every ten minutes. Okay, Captain Obvious!
YEAH HAHA he comes in everyday with these like things for me to "ponder"
the other day it was
"did you know, one of the things hitler said was good thing men don't think for themselves, that's how he could get so many followers" etc etc
I'm always like OHH interesting *awkward polite smile*
MSU's gym was HILARIOUS... Ton of different people
They had the 'Barbie'... who was this slender blonde chick wearing more makeup (full cake-face... foundation, poder, blush, bronzer, smokey eyes usually, thick cat-type eyeliner TONS of mascara, possibly falsies) and hairspray than I would ever consider wearing on a date (to the GYM... her hair was always styled perfectly, wether it was a pony, a messy bun or just down)
Optical Illusion - this tall guy who was pretty muscular got caught flexing his biceps in a mirror one time saying "Im just an optical illusion... my muscle disappears when Im not flexing!!" (totally nice guy, SO rediculous!)
Tanto - this guy that would wear a cutoff and a sweatband (homemade... piece of shirt tied around his head) He did have longer hair, it was probably a functional headband lol And he was totally cute too, but the name was so fitting.
E.C. - "Eye Candy" also known as "red face" by the guys lol... bodybuilder type, southern accent to die for, most gorgeous back at that gym... I can't tell you how many times I almost fell off an exercise ball from doing crunches because he started doing pull ups right in front of me (in my pre-lifting days). I was told he talked alot of shit though and was a major roid-user... all hear-say, may not have been true at all. He did seem really cocky though.
Optical Illusion - this tall guy who was pretty muscular got caught flexing his biceps in a mirror one time saying "Im just an optical illusion... my muscle disappears when Im not flexing!!" (totally nice guy, SO rediculous!)
Ladies ladies ladies I thought of this thread as I walked into the gym tonight and saw what I saw...the guy on the bike who brought his own plug in the wall mini fan!! I just about fell over laughing!!
ladies ladies ladies i thought of this thread as i walked into the gym tonight and saw what i saw...the guy on the bike who brought his own plug in the wall mini fan!! I just about fell over laughing!! Rofl
That's great
Last edited by sneezingstardust; 11-03-2009 at 03:26 AM.
Agreed! When I would go to the gym at 4-4:30 am there was always this one guy that was so loaded in cologne I wanted to throw up. The other one that kills me is the one that gets on the cardio machine and talks non-stop on their cell phone and is on almost the lowest level possible! Shut up and work out or go outside and chat on your phone! lol
Alrighty, there's a guy I've seen the last week that's been coming in to workout all shiny... he's gotta be oiling up before he gets here! Who does that?!
There's these three high school guys that have been lifting around the time I go probably twice a week.
Last time i saw them, they were blatantly staring (I was using heavier DBs than them for something, can't remember... possibly an incline press; and they continued while I did Sumo Deads) and eventually were talking about how "that chick had to be on some serious roids"... Now... Who talks shit about a girl they think is on roids anywhere near where she might hear them? While she's lifting heaving than they are and is more than likely stronger?
There's these three high school guys that have been lifting around the time I go probably twice a week.
Last time i saw them, they were blatantly staring (I was using heavier DBs than them for something, can't remember... possibly an incline press; and they continued while I did Sumo Deads) and eventually were talking about how "that chick had to be on some serious roids"... Now... Who talks shit about a girl they think is on roids anywhere near where she might hear them? While she's lifting heaving than they are and is more than likely stronger?
Not a good idea in my opinion LOL
You should just have them convinced you're doing a cycle! :p
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There's these three high school guys that have been lifting around the time I go probably twice a week.
Last time i saw them, they were blatantly staring (I was using heavier DBs than them for something, can't remember... possibly an incline press; and they continued while I did Sumo Deads) and eventually were talking about how "that chick had to be on some serious roids"... Now... Who talks shit about a girl they think is on roids anywhere near where she might hear them? While she's lifting heaving than they are and is more than likely stronger?
Not a good idea in my opinion LOL
How freaking rude was that?!! Seriously, people need to learn some mannors. They are jealous
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How about the trainer at the gym that is charging the client but does not SHUT UP the entire session!!! I would NEVER pay for that... and the rest of us have to try to continue working out through all the yacking!
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