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Old 11-13-2009, 07:03 AM   #1
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Thought I'd start off a random thoughts thread, you know...sometimes we think of strange and wonderous thougths...I just had one recently while doing a tinkerbell search...... Just post em and let us into your head

so I will start off...here is my random thought...

I wonder if Tinkerbells farts fairy dust



 
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:27 AM   #2
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So here is my weird thought, Who invented making out? Kinda nasty sticking your tongue in someones mouth lol
 
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:57 AM   #3
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I like making out. lol

Wonder how someone got the idea to eat some of the things we eat, and I feel sorry for the person who found out something was poisonous.
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I always wonder about warning labels on things...obviously they are on there because some jackass did it and sued but who really needs to be told to not use a hair dryer in the shower????
 
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:05 AM   #5
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how come people keeping hitting the elevator button like a 100 times...its not gonna get there any faster!!!
 
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:16 AM   #6
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Who decided to eat the first cow?

Why would the woman who left her infant alone in a bath tub of water for 5 mins, leave her infant in the water alone for 5 mins... seriously.
 
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:58 PM   #7
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Who decided to eat the first cow?

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I betcha it was that Eve chick...what a trouble maker....first apple, first cow.. first sin...oh wait a minute...I'm named after her....
 
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I wonder what the cave women used for maxi pads? Fur, leaves, something absorbant I would guess...or did they all just keep having babies until they were eaten by a dinosaur?
 
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Did you know that velcro (sp?) was designed/created because of burrs?
 
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Old 11-13-2009, 04:35 PM   #10
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...where exactly is the internet hosted?
 
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Were there really Judges in Jeopardy?
 
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Why the heck do we still practice daylight savings time? The war is over, people!
 
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Why the heck do we still practice daylight savings time? The war is over, people!
I hate changing the clocks...its so annoying!
 
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Why do little kids eat their boogers?
 
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Why do people want to hurt people? In anyway, from physical emotional abuse. To medical companies and wars.
 
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Why does our heart hurt when we are sad?
 
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When my cats throw up, why is it always on my white carpet and never on the hardwood or ceramic tile.
 
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Where did some of the lore stories come from (pot of gold, etc...)
 
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When my cats throw up, why is it always on my white carpet and never on the hardwood or ceramic tile.
MINE TOO! Always on the rugs!
 
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I wonder if bugs taste good.. I'm not going to find out, but ther are so many cultures that eat them but yuk i can't think of it..
 
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