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This is a discussion on Never Assume Anything within the Jokes and Humor forums,----- ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !! His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the ...

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Old 01-26-2010, 05:07 PM   #1
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ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME !!


His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'




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Old 01-27-2010, 08:20 AM   #2
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Assuming anything is a terrible idea, I learned this years ago. Love this one!
 
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:22 PM   #3
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this is exactly what I needed today! a good laugh, thanks for posting it.
 
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Old 12-16-2010, 06:24 AM   #4
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never assume anything, all that does is get you in a heap of trouble before you know it
 
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