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Old 02-16-2010, 10:16 AM   #1
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response
on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and
sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the
trick & bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they
would close the curtains for privacy.... The husband finally agreed
and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse,
no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?'
they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.



 
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:34 AM   #2
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:17 AM   #3
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I've seen that before and it's still funny!
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