9 Warning signs you're addicted, I know I'm not the only one....And how can you tell if you’re a genuine peanut butter lover?
9> Denial: “I’n nod addicded due deanud dudduh!”
8> Able to empty a brand new jar in under 0.5 seconds; 1.2 if you
use a knife.
7> Every night it’s the same thing; empty peanut butter jars
lie scattered around your bloated, satisfied, unconscious self.
6> You haul off and punch the guy who just got chocolate in
your peanut butter.
5> Elephants keep escaping from the zoo to lick you.
4> Peanut butter toast for breakfast: Good.
Peanut butter on celery for lunch: Fine.
Peanut butter on ham for dinner: People are starting to talk.
3> Your parents are constantly having to pry you off the roof.
2> Your blood type is listed as “chunky.”
and the Number 1 Warning Sign of Peanut Butter Addiction…
1> You suffer deep depression when your school’s production
of “Peter Pan” turns out to be just about a bunch of kids
living on some island.
peanut butter....
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